The official uniform for aggressively protecting your weekend.
The Corgi Manager knows that sleeping heavily on the couch absolutely counts as having plans. This cozy hoodie is designed for the dedicated introvert and homebody who actively refuses to leave the house. Pull up the hood, watch your dog nap, and happily let all your text messages go entirely unread.
System Requirements:
Medium-heavy fabric blend (8.0 oz/yd²) built for heavy lounging
Classic fit with a pouch pocket perfect for hiding dog treats
Double-lined hood with a durable color-matched drawcord
Scratch-free, tear-away label
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs):
What is the material made of? Crafted from a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend (Heather Sport colors use 60% poly / 40% cotton), strictly utilizing 100% ethically grown US cotton.
How does the hoodie fit? It is a classic, true-to-size fit. If your weekend plans involve maximum lounging, we strongly recommend sizing up for that oversized feel.
How fast does this ship? Standard domestic shipping takes 2-5 business days.
Who is this a good gift for? The ultimate gift for introverts, homebodies, devoted dog moms, and anyone who prefers canceling plans to actually attending them.
