{"product_id":"motivational-corgi-decal-funny-coworker-sticker-office-laptop","title":"Motivational Corgi Funny Coworker Office Laptop Tech Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"81\"\u003eBecause the mandatory corporate pizza party simply isn't enough.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThe Corgi Manager knows that office morale is currently running on empty, so we are distributing our own mandatory cheer. This premium matte vinyl sticker is the perfect passive-aggressive desk upgrade for the coworker who is barely surviving until Friday. Apply it to your water bottle or office hardware as a daily reminder that nap time is rapidly approaching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSystem Requirements:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003ePremium water-resistant vinyl construction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003eEasy peel backing for smooth, bubble-free application\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003eSleek matte finish to reduce glare under fluorescent office lights\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFrequently Asked Questions (FAQs):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAre these stickers waterproof?\u003c\/b\u003e Yes. The durable water-resistant vinyl easily repels accidental coffee spills and desk moisture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCan I use this sticker outdoors?\u003c\/b\u003e Absolutely. The proprietary material is rated for both indoor and outdoor environments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHow fast does this ship?\u003c\/b\u003e Standard domestic shipping takes 2-5 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWho is this a good gift for?\u003c\/b\u003e A fantastic gag gift for burnt-out coworkers, software engineers, managers, and any corporate employee surviving the 9-to-5 grind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 2\" × 2\"","offer_id":46613695430818,"sku":"15463958631454400012","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 3\" × 3\"","offer_id":46613695463586,"sku":"75339001461708251095","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7968\/3490\/files\/16041953158734511455_1200.jpg?v=1771733283","url":"https:\/\/incorgnitomode.com\/products\/motivational-corgi-decal-funny-coworker-sticker-office-laptop","provider":"Incorgnito Mode","version":"1.0","type":"link"}