{"product_id":"i-have-plans-sticker-funny-introvert-decal-dog-mom-laptop-sticker","title":"I Have Plans Introvert Dog Mom Corgi Tech Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"70\"\u003eThe official hardware for aggressively protecting your weekend.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003eThe Corgi Manager knows that sleeping heavily on the couch absolutely counts as having plans. This premium matte sticker is designed for the dedicated introvert and homebody who actively refuses to leave the house. Upgrade your work laptop or daily tumbler with this essential decal and let everyone know your weekend schedule is entirely booked with doing absolutely nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"18\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSystem Requirements:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,0,0\"\u003ePremium water-resistant vinyl construction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,1,0\"\u003eEasy peel backing for instant hardware upgrades\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,2,0\"\u003eProfessional matte finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFrequently Asked Questions (FAQs):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAre these stickers waterproof?\u003c\/b\u003e Yes, the heavy-duty water-resistant vinyl prevents peeling and fading, even if your water bottle sweats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCan I use this sticker outdoors?\u003c\/b\u003e Yes. They are engineered to handle both indoor and outdoor survival.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHow fast does this ship?\u003c\/b\u003e Standard domestic shipping takes 2-5 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWho is this a good gift for?\u003c\/b\u003e Excellent for introverts, homebodies, devoted dog moms, and any coworker who prefers canceling plans to actually attending them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 2\" × 2\"","offer_id":46613697429666,"sku":"11830343990840444709","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 3\" × 3\"","offer_id":46613697462434,"sku":"17820907823164229906","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7968\/3490\/files\/5113987441736131419_1200.jpg?v=1771733545","url":"https:\/\/incorgnitomode.com\/products\/i-have-plans-sticker-funny-introvert-decal-dog-mom-laptop-sticker","provider":"Incorgnito Mode","version":"1.0","type":"link"}