{"product_id":"i-have-plans-corgi-mug-funny-introvert-gift-dog-mom-coffee-cup-pet-parent-humor","title":"I Have Plans Funny Introvert Dog Mom Corgi Mug","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"67\"\u003eThe official mug for aggressively protecting your weekend.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThe Corgi Manager knows that sleeping heavily on the couch absolutely counts as having plans. This premium ceramic coffee cup is designed for the dedicated introvert and homebody who actively refuses to leave the house. Sip your coffee, watch your dog nap, and happily let all your text messages go entirely unread.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSystem Requirements:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003eAvailable in bandwidths: 11oz (0.33 l)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003eDouble-sided design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e100% glossy ceramic construction for reliable weekend deployments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003eErgonomic C-handle perfect for extended lounging sessions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFrequently Asked Questions (FAQs):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIs this mug dishwasher and microwave safe?\u003c\/b\u003e Yes. Our premium protective coating ensures the graphic remains flawless for up to 3,500 dishwasher cycles. It is also 100% microwave-safe for reheating forgotten coffee.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAre the materials safe for daily use?\u003c\/b\u003e Yes, this proprietary hardware is FDA-compliant, completely lead-free, and safe for all beverages.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHow fast does this ship?\u003c\/b\u003e Standard domestic shipping takes 2-5 business days. The manager refuses to process orders on the weekend.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWho is this a good gift for?\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect gift for introverts, homebodies, devoted dog moms, and anyone who prefers canceling plans to actually attending them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ Black","offer_id":46613708013730,"sku":"13223137679156421133","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7968\/3490\/files\/261461603235100851_2048.jpg?v=1771734116","url":"https:\/\/incorgnitomode.com\/products\/i-have-plans-corgi-mug-funny-introvert-gift-dog-mom-coffee-cup-pet-parent-humor","provider":"Incorgnito Mode","version":"1.0","type":"link"}