{"product_id":"funny-dog-sticker-cancelled-plans-decal-homebody-water-bottle","title":"Cancelled Plans Funny Introvert Dog Water Bottle Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"25\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"25\" data-index-in-node=\"77\"\u003eThe absolute best text message you can receive.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"26\"\u003eThe Corgi Manager fully endorses ignoring the outside world. There is no joy quite like the feeling of a canceled meeting or a socially acceptable excuse to stay home. This water-resistant vinyl decal acts as a permanent visual \"Do Not Disturb\" sign for your hardware. Slap it on your tumbler and embrace the art of aggressive lounging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"27\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"27\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSystem Requirements:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"28\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"28,0,0\"\u003ePremium water-resistant vinyl construction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"28,1,0\"\u003eEasy peel backing for smooth, bubble-free application\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"28,2,0\"\u003eClean matte finish to maintain a professional aesthetic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"29\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"29\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFrequently Asked Questions (FAQs):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"30\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"30,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"30,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAre these stickers waterproof?\u003c\/b\u003e Yes. The durable water-resistant vinyl easily survives condensation and accidental spills.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"30,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"30,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCan I use this sticker outdoors?\u003c\/b\u003e Yes, it is fully rated for outdoor environments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"30,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"30,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHow fast does this ship?\u003c\/b\u003e Standard domestic shipping takes 2-5 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"30,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"30,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWho is this a good gift for?\u003c\/b\u003e A fantastic gift for homebodies, remote workers, introverts, and anyone who strictly operates in offline mode.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 2\" × 2\"","offer_id":46613697200290,"sku":"31838253800298685022","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 3\" × 3\"","offer_id":46613697233058,"sku":"30673651868841979453","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7968\/3490\/files\/12250041461895742728_1200.jpg?v=1771733523","url":"https:\/\/incorgnitomode.com\/products\/funny-dog-sticker-cancelled-plans-decal-homebody-water-bottle","provider":"Incorgnito Mode","version":"1.0","type":"link"}