{"title":"The Offline Mode Collection","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"funny-developer-decal-short-legs-big-attitude-laptop-sticker","title":"Short Legs Big Attitude Funny Developer Tech Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"73\"\u003eFor the coder with a massive personality and endless tickets.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003eYou may be short on bandwidth, but you are never short on attitude. The Corgi Manager demands respect in the server room, and this premium water-resistant sticker acts as your official badge of authority. Add this to your tech hardware to let the rest of the IT department know you write both the rules and the code.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"18\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSystem Requirements:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,0,0\"\u003ePremium water-resistant vinyl construction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,1,0\"\u003eEasy peel backing for instant hardware upgrades\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,2,0\"\u003eProfessional matte finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFrequently Asked Questions (FAQs):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAre these stickers waterproof?\u003c\/b\u003e Yes, the heavy-duty water-resistant vinyl prevents peeling and fading, even if your water bottle sweats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCan I use this sticker outdoors?\u003c\/b\u003e Yes. They are engineered to handle both indoor and outdoor survival.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHow fast does this ship?\u003c\/b\u003e Standard domestic shipping takes 2-5 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWho is this a good gift for?\u003c\/b\u003e Excellent for software developers, computer science students, programmers, and any tech worker surviving the corporate grind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 2\" × 2\"","offer_id":46613696348322,"sku":"23807279884263584941","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 3\" × 3\"","offer_id":46613696381090,"sku":"25138679873997750492","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7968\/3490\/files\/7776726017567328050_1200.jpg?v=1771733402"},{"product_id":"short-legs-attitude-funny-corgi-sticker-corporate-decal","title":"Short Legs Big Attitude Funny Corporate Corgi Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"74\"\u003eMaximum authority in a surprisingly compact package.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eDo not let the height fool you; the attitude is completely off the charts. The Corgi Manager knows that corporate survival requires standing your ground, even if your paws barely reach the keyboard. Slap this premium matte vinyl decal on your laptop or water bottle to proudly display your absolute refusal to be overlooked in the workplace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSystem Requirements:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003ePremium water-resistant vinyl construction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003eEasy peel backing for quick, frustration-free deployment\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003eSleek matte finish to reduce office glare\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFrequently Asked Questions (FAQs):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAre these stickers waterproof?\u003c\/b\u003e Yes. The durable water-resistant vinyl easily survives desk coffee spills and water bottle condensation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCan I use this sticker outdoors?\u003c\/b\u003e Absolutely. The proprietary material is rated for both indoor and outdoor environments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHow fast does this ship?\u003c\/b\u003e Standard domestic shipping takes 2-5 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWho is this a good gift for?\u003c\/b\u003e A perfect gag gift for short coworkers, fierce dog lovers, HR representatives, and anyone with a massive personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 2\" × 2\"","offer_id":46613696446626,"sku":"21729608946152080160","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Die-Cut \/ 3\" × 3\"","offer_id":46613696479394,"sku":"23378643377037458446","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7968\/3490\/files\/1416270603013145983_1200.jpg?v=1771733431"},{"product_id":"funny-coworker-decal-nope-office-sticker-anti-social-humor","title":"Nope Funny Coworker Anti Social Corgi Office Sticker","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"43\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"73\" data-path-to-node=\"43\"\u003eYour desk's official firewall against unwanted conversations.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"44\"\u003eProtecting your bandwidth from chatty coworkers is the real challenge of the 9-to-5 grind. The Corgi Manager expects total desk security, and this matte vinyl sticker is the perfect warning label for your workstation. 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There is no joy quite like the feeling of a canceled meeting or a socially acceptable excuse to stay home. This water-resistant vinyl decal acts as a permanent visual \"Do Not Disturb\" sign for your hardware. Slap it on your tumbler and embrace the art of aggressive lounging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"27\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"27\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSystem Requirements:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"28\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"28,0,0\"\u003ePremium water-resistant vinyl construction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"28,1,0\"\u003eEasy peel backing for smooth, bubble-free application\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"28,2,0\"\u003eClean matte finish to maintain a professional aesthetic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"29\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"29\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFrequently Asked Questions (FAQs):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"30\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"30,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"30,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAre these stickers waterproof?\u003c\/b\u003e Yes. 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This premium matte sticker is designed for the dedicated introvert and homebody who actively refuses to leave the house. Upgrade your work laptop or daily tumbler with this essential decal and let everyone know your weekend schedule is entirely booked with doing absolutely nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"18\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSystem Requirements:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,0,0\"\u003ePremium water-resistant vinyl construction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,1,0\"\u003eEasy peel backing for instant hardware upgrades\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19,2,0\"\u003eProfessional matte finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFrequently Asked Questions (FAQs):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAre these stickers waterproof?\u003c\/b\u003e Yes, the heavy-duty water-resistant vinyl prevents peeling and fading, even if your water bottle sweats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCan I use this sticker outdoors?\u003c\/b\u003e Yes. 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The Corgi Manager highly suggests deploying this during mandatory meetings where your physical presence is required, but your patience is entirely absent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"23\"\u003eSystem Requirements:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"24,0,0\"\u003eAvailable in two bandwidths: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"24,0,0\"\u003eDouble-sided design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"24,1,0\"\u003e100% glossy ceramic construction for daily office use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"24,2,0\"\u003eClassic C-handle design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"25\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"25\"\u003eFrequently Asked Questions (FAQs):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"26,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"26,0,0\"\u003eIs this mug dishwasher and microwave safe?\u003c\/b\u003e Yes. The high-quality finish ensures the artwork will not fade even after 3,500 trips through the dishwasher. It is also completely microwave-safe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"26,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"26,1,0\"\u003eIs the material safe for daily use?\u003c\/b\u003e Yes, it is entirely lead-free and meets all FDA safety compliance standards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"26,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"26,2,0\"\u003eHow fast does this ship?\u003c\/b\u003e Standard domestic shipping takes 2-5 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"26,3,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"26,3,0\"\u003eWho is this a good gift for?\u003c\/b\u003e A highly recommended gag gift for managers, sarcastic coworkers, supervisors, and anyone who heavily judges the company's workflow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ Black","offer_id":46613707751586,"sku":"28216986913661549835","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Cambridge Blue","offer_id":46613707784354,"sku":"28780489365851966744","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Golden Yellow","offer_id":46613707817122,"sku":"23523232805029437057","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Black","offer_id":46613707849890,"sku":"37938212075524770201","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Cambridge Blue","offer_id":46613707882658,"sku":"27353641758211451949","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7968\/3490\/files\/11910725035613430138_2048.jpg?v=1772424481"},{"product_id":"nope-corgi-mug-funny-stubborn-dog-gift-pet-owner-coffee-cup-introvert-humor","title":"Nope Funny Stubborn Corgi Introvert Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"67\"\u003eFor when your social battery has officially dropped to zero.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003eSometimes the only appropriate response is a flat, unbothered refusal. 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The proprietary coating prevents fading for up to 3,500 dishwasher cycles, and it is fully microwave-safe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,1,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"18,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eAre the materials safe for daily use?\u003c\/b\u003e Yes. It meets strict safety standards, is entirely lead-free, and is FDA compliant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,2,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"18,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHow fast does this ship?\u003c\/b\u003e Standard domestic shipping takes 2-5 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,3,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"18,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWho is this a good gift for?\u003c\/b\u003e An excellent gift for stubborn dog owners, remote workers, introverts, and any coworker who simply refuses to participate in office drama.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ Black","offer_id":46613707948194,"sku":"25494895894640900896","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7968\/3490\/files\/6049839974459408143_2048.jpg?v=1771734107"},{"product_id":"i-have-plans-corgi-mug-funny-introvert-gift-dog-mom-coffee-cup-pet-parent-humor","title":"I Have Plans Funny Introvert Dog Mom Corgi Mug","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"67\"\u003eThe official mug for aggressively protecting your weekend.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThe Corgi Manager knows that sleeping heavily on the couch absolutely counts as having plans. 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The manager refuses to process orders on the weekend.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWho is this a good gift for?\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect gift for introverts, homebodies, devoted dog moms, and anyone who prefers canceling plans to actually attending them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ Black","offer_id":46613708013730,"sku":"13223137679156421133","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7968\/3490\/files\/261461603235100851_2048.jpg?v=1771734116"},{"product_id":"funny-corgi-mug-privacy-never-heard-of-her-dog-mom-coffee-cup-pet-owner-humor-gift","title":"Privacy Never Heard Of Her Funny Dog Mom Corgi Mug","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"25\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"25\" data-index-in-node=\"71\"\u003eFor the dog parent who hasn't used the bathroom alone in years.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"26\"\u003ePersonal space is a concept the Corgi Manager simply does not recognize. If you have a shadow that follows you into every room of the house, this mug is your new official badge of honor. 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